The chronicals of Dirty J... The Final Days

Hello again all who read this. Exams have been going strong and I have had very little time to update my blog, however I would really like to try and get back into it because I do enjoy writing them. Anyways enough about my personal life lol.

SO THE DAY HAS FINALLY ARRIVED!!!!!! That's right, the days of Dirty J are no more. At the beginning of April, all of the roommates came together and finally decided that we would get out of there. Aside from the reasons I have already listed in my previous blogs, which were more than enough to make anyone want to leave that dump, I will now give you a brief idea of what the condition of the house is now:

The front door has 2 handles on it, one of which falls off when opened from the inside of the house, and one that is simply a handle that would be placed on a room substituted for a front door handle. As you can see Dirty J is still going about his cheap ways, although on the plus side we haven't been robbed yet. The upper floor bathroom is a complete mess, garbage everywhere and dirt and just general chaos. The living room still has all its furniture which will be left there, a few garbage bags, an old TV (which still works if anyone is interested just rob the place). Now the kitchen, oh the kitchen in all its glory. For lack of a better description it is pretty much a small scale landfill. Ask anyone who has seen it and they will tell you that it is definitely one of a kind (so is the smell). Essentially the smell resembles a murder scene, so now I can say I know what a dead body smells like (not that I'm bragging). Basement has some garbage and a random bed. Well Dirty J consider this your DIRTY gift for being possibly the worst landlord in the history of rental properties. If by some divine miracle Dirty J manages to get that shit hole rented to anyone, I feel bad for them. 

Now I know what you're thinking, how is he just going to let this slide? Well my dear friends let me explain something. Being a negligent landlord is a two way street. When you provide your tenants with the most minimal luxuries such as flood clean up, porch repair, and general property upkeep, they reward you by keeping the house tidy, and respecting your property. When you are Casper the ghost, who only shows up to collect money and harass us, then sir you are rewarded with the house in its current condition. See Dirty J not only smells like fresh Haterade and BO mixed with a little side of garlic, but he pretty much acts like how he smells.....SHITTTY!!!! Dirty J never took any before and after photos, never came around and examined anything, never surveyed for previous damages, oh yeah......and he lost the original copy of the lease which has all our names signed on it. Dumb ass!Last time I checked the tenant landlord agreement act of Ontario (which I occasionally do), without that you are not even legally entitled to any rent. Put that in your crack pipe and smoke it you moron! Let this be a lesson to anyone thinking of owning and then renting properties.....KEEP THE LEASE. If it's the only thing you do KEEP THE LEASE!!!!!!! Now Dirty J being the charmer that he is still somehow feels like he will be able to rent this property, so what does he do? Why he puts a big bright red FOR RENT sign on a tree near the front door. Good luck buddy.... I mean is he serious? If the health inspector were to survey the house they would deem it unfit to inhabit and probably order that it be condemned and demolished. But then again Dirty conditions call for a Dirty J. And that's exactly what he got. 

Now that I am finally out of there the adventure has ended, and I couldn't be happier (though the stories are pretty humorous). I will still post blogs frequently, though now I will need to choose some new topics. If any new revelations occur in the Dirty J saga I will keep everyone posted. Anyways I'm signing off. 
eZz